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  <body>according to my research, which very well could be wrong, municipal code 36-106 is &quot;Pedestrians shall move, whenever practicable, upon the right half of crosswalks.&quot;

That sounds pretty unbadass. 

This is a lot better and is in refers to the mini-pig problem in Omaha.

Sec. 6-301.  Number and size restrictions.
It shall be unlawful for any person to own, keep, or harbor at any time more than one mini-pig per residential or dwelling unit within the city limits or in the area within three miles of the city limits. Further, it shall be unlawful for any person to own, keep or harbor any mini-pig reaching a size greater than 100 pounds in weight and/or 22 inches in height within the city limits or in the area within three miles of the city limits.</body>
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